Dear Sallie Mae,

It’s been a long, 10-year journey with you. At first, I felt like you were carrying me through my college years. You made me feel like I could do anything I wanted to do. All I had to do was sign the dotted line!

Then after a while, I realized I was carrying you! And boy, were you heavy!

Well, it’s $17,051.36 (plus interest) later, and I am officially breaking up with you. I do not need you in my life, and I never want to hear from you again.

Lacey