A New Commandment

Two-year-old Jaden has been having a hard time keeping his speech pure lately, saying words like “st*pid,” which we don’t allow our kids to say.

So, today he said the word again, and our little discipline session went something like this…

Mommy: “Jaden, you said a naughty word.”

Jaden: “Yeah.”

Mommy: “What does God’s Word say about that?”

Jaden: “Do not spank me.”

Mommy: “What?!”

Jaden (straight-faced): “Do not spank me.”

Mommy was not straight-faced for long.

(Our older kids know the verse, “Let no unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only that which is helpful for building others up.” Jaden doesn’t, but I asked anyway, because he’s going to learn it. Someday, he WILL learn it!)

Five-year-old Theology

From Caleb on the way home from AWANA last night:

“Mommy, does my heart have to be REALLY HUGE in order to fit God in there?”

:-)

Poor little bug

As I type, the girls are periodically screeching, because Ava is trying her darndest to kill a box elder bug on the carpet in the living room. Their conversation sounds like this…

Grace, giggling, to Ava: “I told you no more screaming!”

Ava, to herself: “I’m gonna get dead.”

Grace: “Step on him with your sock!”

Grace: “Ava, you’re a good helper. I don’t like squishing bugs.”

Ava: “He’s squishy.”

And my personal favorite…
Ava, quietly growling to the bug: “I’m gonna squeeze your butts out.”

In the Ladies’ Restroom at WalMart…

Caleb: “Is this a miracle potty?”

Mommy: “Huh?”

Caleb: “Is this a miracle potty?”

Mommy: “A ‘miracle’ potty?”

Caleb: “Yeah, you know…the kind that flushes all by itself?”